Monday, December 15, 2008

Doubtful in Madison



Mr. H. Ketchum,

I am a Madison, Mississippi native and grew up on The Ross Barnett Reservoir. Not only is there no such thing as "Ressie". I've never heard one person ever, ever utter that name. Sure I have heard of "The Gluckstadt Giant". Every kid I know heard those campfire stories about the apelike creature that roams Gluckstadt and Canton, but Ressie? Never. It's nut jobs like you that give real Monster Hunters a bad name. Why don't you do something productive with your time and go put in a few hours at the soup kitchen or something.

Brenda Duninghill


Brenda. I take my research seriously. The part about my chosen career that I hate the most is I often, through the information I impart, destroy many people's fragile world view. Nobody likes having their reality ripped asunder... I understand your pain. I'll leave it like this. Brenda you can believe in Ressie or not believe in Ressie... just promise me one thing. Promise me that you will never, ever climb into a boat that has a golden retriever or a Honey Baked Ham™ onboard... or a small child that has recently eaten a Honey Baked Ham™ sandwhich. That could be trouble too.

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